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Teacher 2 village boy-1 taraf cow hai,1 taraf dimag,Tum kya loge?
Boy-Cow
Teacher-Galat, agar mai hota to dimag leta
BOY-jiske pass jo nahi hai vahi leta hai.
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CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar Dhoop Mai Sukha kar Chips jesa Crunchi Hony k Baad Ketchup Ooper Daal Kar Khaya jaye to…..
ULTI Aa Jati Hai.
hahahahahaha
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"1 baat dilse batana.
Is kalyug
Me aakar tumne aisa kaunsa achha kaam kiya jo tumhe "Mujh jaisa masoom or pyara dost mila''.
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Santa-Muje Phone Par Dhamkiya Mil Rahi He! Police-Kaun He Wo.
Santa- Vodafone Wale,Bolte He Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge...
Haa_Haa_Haa
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1 dost ne dusre dost se 5 saal baad milne par pucha :Yaar tumhare bache Pappu or munni ka kya haal he Dost-Ji pappu pas ho gya or munni badnam ho gai....
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1"Pagal cigarette chupa kar:Batao mere hath mai kya Hai.?
2sra Pagal :Rail gadi
1st:Tume kaise pata chala.?
2nd:Maine Dhuwan Niklte Dekha."
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Ankho Me Nami Thi Vitamin ki Kami Thi Jinse Mobile Pe Puri Rat Bat Ki Subh Pta Chla Wo GrlFrnd K Mummy Thi.
BiVi KO Thpad marne K Bad,pati Bola-Admi use hi mrta ha,jise wo pyar krta 0h.BiVi Ne Bhi 2 Khinch K mare OR Boli-aap kya smjte ho,me apse pyar nhi karti.
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Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?
Grl-Mere marks boht km aye h.Boy-Bta kitne aye?
Grl-Sirf 88%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kr zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate....
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Dhire Dhire Apna bana gaya hai Koi Pyar k Suhane Sapne dikha gaya hai koi Ya Khuda ye pyar hi hai ya Phir se "CHUNA" laga gaya hai
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Doob jaati h Kashtiyan jab Aate h tufan,Yaaden reh jati h bichad jaate h insaan,Yaad Rakhoge to bahut karib paaoge,Bhul jaaoge to bahut maaar khaoge.!G.N.
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Rajnikanth is thinkin of changing his name to 'Rajnikan' cos He understood tat there really isn't anythin like Rajni can't ...''gm
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Arz Kiya H Wo Mud Mud K Dekh Rhe The Hume Aur Hum Unhe Wo Mud Mud K Dekh Rhe The Hume Aur Hum Unhe Exam Me Na Hume Kuch Aata Tha Na Unhe.
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3+3 = 8
Ye Kaise hua?
Socho!
Dimagh Pe Zor Dalo!
Shabash.!
Or Socho!
Nhi Pata?
Mai Batau Kaise Hua
Galti Se!!
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santa : tune school aana kyu bandh kar diya ?
banta: actully mere dad kehte hai ki 1 jagh bar bar jane se izzat kam ho jati hai....
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Macchar Marne Ka asaan tariqa-
Cheeni aur lal mirch ka mixture macchar ko do
Mixture khate hi wo pani ki talash me niklega
Jaise hi wo water tank k paas jaye use dhaka de do,
Wo bheeg jayega aur khud ko dry karne k liye aag k paas jayega
Usi waqt aap aag me bomb phenk dena,
Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho ke hospital me admit ho jayega
Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar dena,
Machar mar jayega.
Thanx ki zarurat nahi. it was my moral duty :
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Principal: what u want 2becom in future?
Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..
Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?
Student: Rajnikant!!
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Pandit Ne aap k Mobile Ki rashi Dekh rakhi Hai,Aap k cell Par knjusi Ki maha-dasha Chal rahi Hai,SMS Bhej kar greh Shant kro Nhi to Set chori Ho jayega.
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Meri hasi ka hisab koun krega?
meri Galti ko Maaf koun krega?
E-Khuda mere dost ki glfrnd ko slamt rkhna, wrna meri shadi me "Munni Bdnam Wala"Dance kon krega.
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Har Pal,Har Waqt,Har Din,Har Lamha,Har Aahat,Har Ehsaas Aur Dil ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai."BaaP re BaaP KYa THAND Pad Rahi he.." .gn
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firaaq:*break up tip* how to create d biggest doubt in ur luver 4 urself?verysimple just suddenly sms him/her sayin "i luv u too" Game Over
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Classic Jawab 1st Dost:Me Aisa Kya Kru K Teri Shadi K Bad M Teri Bv Ko Cinma Dikhane Le Kr Jao or Tu Naraz B Na Ho! 2nd Dost:Meri Shadi Apni Behan S Kra De as
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Dil K Mehmaan Ban Jao,Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao, Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao, Yeh Sab Bhi Ban Jana Lekin? Pehle Zara Insaan To Ban jao..Gn
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Tantrik bhakt se-Beta tumhare ghar par bhootni ka saya hai...Bhakt- Baba mai Apko Bahut maarungaAgar Apne meri biwi ke bare me kuch kaha to
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2 bar lips pe, 2bar gaal pe, 1 mathe pe, 2bar eyes pe, Coldcream zaroor lagana sardi aa rahi hai na..(HAPPY WINTER)
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Oh.!Are bap re.Are paap ho gaya.Aisa nahi hona tha.Bahut badi galati ho gayi.he Bhagwan,ye kya ho gya mujhse itne busy insaan ko MSG send ho Gaya..
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.eee.
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'eee'
Ye Lo Rs. 1 Ka Coin & send me sms, Kanjusi ki bhi koi hadh hotihai aur khabardaar iss 1 rupaye se TOFFY kharidi to……….
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Arz kiya h.Jaldbazi me shadi krke sara jivan bigaad loge, wah wah.Jaldbazi me shadi krke sara jivan bigaad loge? soch samaj k karoge to B kya ukhad loge.
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Santa: Maine tujhe khat likha,fir bhi tu meri shadi me kyu nai aya?Banta:Mujhe khat nai mila Santa:To sale maine likha to tha ki khat mile na mile,ana zaroor.
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Boyfriend-Kal tujhe kitne call kiye,lekin tune phone nahi uthaya?
girlfriend-Kyu uthaun?
30Rs.deke jo gana lagwaya he,wo kya tumhare chacha sunenge?
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Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya hai? Sidha jawab hai.1 sal ke 365 din hote hai Roj 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din. 365-122=243
Diwali aur smr vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 Sunday
182-52=130 din
Festival ke 40 aur Collage festival 15 din
130-55=375 din
Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din.
75-46=29 din
Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke. Uske 15 din
29-15=14 din
Ab Isme 10 din to bimar rahte hai
14-10=4 din
bache Exam ke time bhi t.V dekhne ke 3 din
4-3=1 din
bache Yaar,1 saal me 1 din hi to birth day aata hai
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe......\;-)
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Hum Chlormint kyo khate hai?Kyoki-
Chocolate
Maggi
Kurkure
Pepsi
Pizza
Burger
Icecream
Lays Etc.
"50 paise me" nahi aate.
Ab dubara mat puchana.
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The boy see the sleeping girl in the blanket and said: You are a girl..!
Girl:How did you know.?
Boy: Coz my socks are blue and yours is pink..
Moral: I dont send non-veg SMS...\;-)
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